belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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