Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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