im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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