So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
