Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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