Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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