I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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