doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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