Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just tell him i said nine months
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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