a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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