I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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