dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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