What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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