i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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