Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You took a bar mat shot.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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