I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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