how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
her vagine was all disorganized.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I had to cum in my sink.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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