so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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