butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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