I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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