tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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