Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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