That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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