paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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