Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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