yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
