is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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