You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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