He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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