The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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