you guys were way drunker than both of me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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