Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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