: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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