Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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