I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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