She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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