i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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