that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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