happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Little spoons don't ask big questions
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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