This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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