is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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