chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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