"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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