i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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