so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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