Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
that is very illegal...i love you.
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