Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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