well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Every concussion has its silver lining
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Randomize
