id be glad to
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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