I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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